![]() When my bowling ball is rolling I try to use the force to direct it!ħ4. I check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroomħ3. I accidentally typed □ instead of □ and now it’s awkward.ħ2. They’re not “Suggested Friends,” they’re people I’m intentionally avoiding.ħ0. I wouldn’t steal a car but i’d download one if i could.Ħ8. Whenever You feel Worthless, Remember, You Were Once The Quickest Sperm □Ħ7. in kindergarten we called it cooties, in high school we call it STDsĦ6. My name is_ and I can never find a key chain with my name on itĦ5. “Whens the baby due?”….”im not pregnant”…”oh”.Ħ4. Peter griffin doesn’t look so stupid now with his volcano insurance!Ħ3. Chuck Norris is very good protein for Bear GryllsĦ2. Can Chuck Norris get more fans than there are people on earth?Ħ1. English teachers put more thought into a novel than the actual author did.Ħ0. “umm can i have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”ĥ9. Saving a file as “dyjjyggffj”, because I’m too lazy to write a proper nameĥ8. Getting paranoid when I notice patterns on multiple choice testsĥ7. I wish music played during epic moments in my life and not just in moviesĥ6. Dear liver, you’re one hell of a trooper. New Moon: The story of a girls choice between Beastiality and Necrophiliaĥ4. Truth hurts… but not as much as getting fingered by Edward Scissorhandsĥ3. Poor Justin Bieber everyone picks on herĥ2. I hate it when you’re with MC Hammer and he doesn’t let you touch anything.ĥ1. It Looks Like 18 Holes Weren’t Enough Tiger!ĥ0. it’s ok pluto, im not a planet either.Ĥ9. When Ash from Pokemon turns his hat around, you know shits about to go downĤ8. COD, Keeping teenage pregnancy down since 2003.Ĥ7. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom company □Ĥ6. Liking your own status is like high-fiving yourself.Ĥ5. On a scale of 1 to Osama Bin Ladin how good was my hiding spot?Ĥ4. ![]() Why do we need algebra? Finding X is only useful if you’re a pirateĤ3. Watching the bouncing DVD logo and waiting for it to hit a cornerĤ2. Realizing you borrowed the pen you’re sticking in your mouthĤ1. I survived Y2K, Bird Flu, Mad Cow, 9/11 and Swine Flu. I Have Always Wanted to Get in a Cab and Say.”FOLLOW THAT CAR!!”ģ8. “Go 2 your room” “Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok.”ģ6. Pringles, you have such epic moustaches.ģ5. Hey McDonalds, may i have some coke with my ice?!ģ4. Errr Excuse me? I bought a packet of CRISPS, not half a bag of air.ģ3. Quickly trying to read what Bart writes on the blackboard before it goes.ģ2. “That girl has such a pretty voice!” – “Mom, that’s Justin Bieber.”ģ1. Making your font type bigger so it looks like you’ve written moreģ0. theres always that one person who always catches you doing something weirdĢ8. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. Microsoft Word Will Never Understand That My Name is NOT a Spelling MistakeĢ4. That moment of shame when an automatic door doesn’t open for youĢ3. When DRUNK, My phone should say, “Are you sure you want to call this person?”Ģ2. Going to MacDonalds for a salad roll is like going to a brothel for a hug.Ģ1. “Status was posted Today at 9:15pm”…ITS ONLY 11AM, How is that possible?Ģ0. OREOS: First you twist it, then you… oh, it broke.ġ9. Yelling “Run Forrest Run!” when you see someone runningġ8. that silent pause when a tourist asks you what there is to see in Adelaideġ7. The guy who discovered milk….What was he doing with that cow?ġ6. ![]() HATING the kids who circled Wally in all the Where’s Wally Books at school!ġ5. Seeing Japanese Tourists Taking Photos of the Most Pointless Thingsġ4. “rangas aren’t a race jonah” “but sir, they’re everywhere”ġ3. Puberty is going to hit Justin Bieber harder than Chris Brown hit Rhiannaġ2. Joey:THATS HOW MUCH OUR PHONE BILL COSTS?!? Chandler: That’s the phone NUMBERġ1. The hilarity of changing the word ‘wand’ to ‘willy’ in Harry Potter quotesġ0. HOT SURFACE, DO NOT TOUCH! “Hmmmm, I wonder how hot is hot……….AHHH!!ĩ. No one’s going to form a single line if the building’s on FIRE.Ĩ. “Let’s eat Grandma” or “Let’s eat, Grandma”- Punctuation saves lives.Ħ. biggest lie ever: “i have read and agree to the terms of use” ✔ĥ. Sex scene on tv + Parents in same room = Awkward atmosphereĤ. Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.Ģ. These are 100 Facebook fan pages that I find funny (click on any page’s name and it will take you to that Facebook page)ġ.
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